Ummm...What?

Okay, seriously, what is wrong with country music? I just heard Brad Paisley's song 'Ticks' (not really by choice, it was on Dancing with the Stars), and I can't believe he wrote a song about ticks. As in the blood sucking bugs. The refrain is "I want to check you for ticks". WTF??? Because that's charming... I think that might even be worse than "She thinks my tractor's sexy". At least that doesn't involve blood sucking parasites. Eww. Yet another reason to stay far away from country music. There's something wrong with those people. I've heard some corny pick up lines before, but that is by far the worst...